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Breaking: France Not Protesting
Paris – Silence descended on the French capital today as there was an outbreak of no protesting. "People are simply going to work and school," said a government spokesman. "It's deeply unsettling." France has not seen such a spate of non-protesting since 1988, when the
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Area Man Overjoyed to Learn He Can Avoid Taxes Simply by Dying
Orlando, FL – Matthew Breunbauer was happy to learn that he could avoid paying taxes when selling his investment property by declaring a "1031 exchange" and buying another, sources report. However, he was "absolutely thrilled" to learn that upon his death, his inheritors would not pay taxes
