Breaking: France Not Protesting

Paris – Silence descended on the French capital today as there was an outbreak of no protesting.

"People are simply going to work and school," said a government spokesman. "It's deeply unsettling."

France has not seen such a spate of non-protesting since 1988, when the country was rocked by months of calm that threatened to topple the government.

The government has pledged to wait out the non-protesters, refusing to give into their non-demands.