Bumper Cars a Hobbesian War of All against All
Behold the spectacle of carnage, man is revealed for what he is, a destroyer of worlds, an unquenchable fire, driven by a ride at once nasty, brutish and short.
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Police Investigating Rash of Child Disappearances at Local Chocolate Factory
Joe Camel Tapped to Promote New Cereal to Children
General Mill's announced that the childhood icon, last seen promoting Camel cigarettes in 1997, was coming out of retirement to promote their new "Camel Crunch" cereal. "His expertise with this demographic is unmatched," the company wrote in a press release.
Parent-Friendly Airline Offers to Check Children through to Destination for Free
