Crayola Unveils New Internet-Enabled Crayons

Crayola, the 250 year old purveyor of children's crayons, markers and paints has joined the internet era, announcing its new Crayola+ internet-connected crayons. "Kids today need more than simple colored wax," said CEO Ken Iseler at the unveiling. "They are growing up in a world of social media, augmented reality, and so much more than any of us could ever dream. They need crayons that match that new reality."

The new Crayola+ crayons come in two options: Lite and Plus for $4.99 and $8.99 per month, respectively.