Hungover Teacher Announces that Today's Lesson is a Movie

Bethesda, MD – The students of Tod Hensen's 7th grade history class were treated today to a "multimedia lesson plan," according to sources close to the classroom.

Their teacher, a 16 year veteran of the local school system, managed to get through a barely coherent explanation that the movie, "The Last of the Mohicans," was another way to explore the historic themes from the current chapter in their history book, before dimming the lights and starting the movie.

"It was pretty great," said Jaden Scott, age 13. "I love movie days."

Other students agreed, and many excitedly informed their peers that history class was a movie.

When pressed on the last-minute change in plan, a clearly ailing Hensen noted that of the four movies available at the school, this one was the most plausibly related to US history, and further that he thoroughly regretted attending his friend's bachelor party on a school night.

Hensen remained vague on if he will continue the movie into the next day.