League of Procrastinating Voters Finally Gets around to 2024 Endorsements

Noting that it probably would have been better to have done this before the November election, the League of Procrastinating Voters announced its official endorsements for the 2024 election.

"Honestly, it's been on our list for a while," said spokeswoman Jen Holtz. "We just got a bit busy."

The LPV announced plans to get started earlier next time, and definitely not to wait until too late like they did for the last four election cycles.