Modern Day Pied Piper Unsure What He's Going to Do with All These Kids

Dublin

Looking about the host of young faces, Darold Klarney, looked despondent. "I didn't really think this through," he muttered to himself.

Klarney, an amateur flautist and part-time Uber driver, lured the children away from their homes as revenge for a 1-star review on an earlier trip. The children, which numbered at least 24, now sat around him, awaiting his next song.

Sources close to Klarney report that he had no idea for how to feed or shelter over twenty young children, and has to date expressed no clear plan for doing so.

Klarney declined to contact local law enforcement for fear of being persecuted for child abduction, extortion and driving without a license.