Microsoft Thrilled to Learn $14B Investment Now Generating Erotica

Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft, today confirmed that his company was "thrilled" to learn that OpenAI would now be loosening restrictions on adult content. Microsoft owns a 27% stake in the AI business after investing $1B and later $13B, and has exclusive access to its AI for several years.

Nadella added, "This is exactly what we were hoping for when we made this investment: to revolutionize knowledge work and make it easy for anyone, no matter their skillset, to generate endless quantities of bespoke porn."