Nancy Pelosi, Pioneering Investment Genius, to Retire

Nancy Pelosi, the "female Warren Buffet", today announced her retirement. Starting with $600,000 in 1987, Pelosi and her husband grew their stock portfolio to over $130m — a return of 16,930%, beating the Dow Jones index by over 8x. In the last decade alone she has consistently beaten the S&P 500, netting a 581% return vs. the index's 256% return. She accomplished these amazing numbers while maintaining a full-time job as Democratic Speaker and Minority Leader of the House.