New Amazon Pre-Day Shipping Sends You Packages before You Even Order

Seattle, WA – Amazon today announced that it was improving upon its famous Same-day Prime delivery by bringing the packages before the consumer even orders.

"Our AI has grown so advanced, we can now predict what our customers will order before they even know it," said Scott Marshall, VP of Product Development. "This is a huge win for consumers."

The company first piloted the product in several markets, where it was well received. "People love getting surprise packages," said Marshall. "It's like we're reading their minds, which we basically are..." He then trailed off before abruptly concluding the interview.

Competitors were dismayed by the announcement, fearing this will make the retail giant even tougher to compete with. Meanwhile, consumers seem favorable to the change, noting that they already trust the company to handle most of their shopping, music, movies, healthcare, devices and more.