We Must Return to Heroic Masculinity Says Man Who Would Have Been Slave in Ancient Times

NFL Commentator Spends Off-Season Practicing Yellow Arrows

Bumper Cars a Hobbesian War of All against All

Behold the spectacle of carnage, man is revealed for what he is, a destroyer of worlds, an unquenchable fire, driven by a ride at once nasty, brutish and short.

Rise in American Obesity Tied to Release of Pac-Man in 1980

The arcade game, in which a player must navigate a maze to consume all pills and food, while fleeing a set of ghosts forever changed Americans relation to eating. "Pac-Man taught generations of children that there is no such thing as enough when it comes to food,"

New Report Finds Shining Shoes only Job Safe from AI

Yao Ming Beginning to Regret Taking up Spelunking

Mardi Gras Voted America's Favorite Gras

NFL Season Called off as Teams Realize They Can Accomplish More by Working Together

DOJ Files Suit against Harlem Globe Trotters for DEI Hiring

More Engaged Couples Opting to Write Own Vows of Revenge

Newly Pregnant Couple Informed They Should Have Joined Daycare Waitlist Sooner

Unclear if Manifesto from Domestic Terrorist, Tech CEO

Forensic psychologists agree the work is the product of a disturbed, monomaniacal man in his early 40s, in desperate need of psychiatric help.