Rand Paul Rethinks Politics after Ruthless Efficiency of SF Parking Enforcement

Shaking his head in disbelief, Senator Rand Paul grasped the new parking ticket on his rented sedan. "The meter expired a few seconds ago," he muttered to himself. "How is this possible?"

The experience has shaken the senator, long known as a stalwart critic of big government. "I've always said government can't get anything done, but now..." he trailed off, not completing the thought.