In one of the largest data breaches on record, over 4 billion names, addresses and naughtiness were exposed in a data breach published to the dark web. St. Nicholas was not available for comment.
Moscow – A visibly depressed Bashar al-Assad noted the anniversary of his downfall by sitting quietly at his desk. Phone in hand, he noted that Russian president Vladmir Putin had clearly seen his message. Still, no response was forthcoming. Vladmir Putin was not available for comment.
