Trump Calls in National Guard as Millions of Masked Looters Spotted across Country

Calling it the work of Venezuelan drug cartels, President Trump today ordered the National Guard to protect American cities from an "invasion of masked looters."

"It's absolutely terrible what's going on out there," said the President. "You've got gangs of 5, 10, sometimes 50 kids going literally door-to-door demanding candy. It's sad, what our Democratic cities have come to. Just sad."

Stephen Miller, the aide in charge of the White House's immigration policy, was quick to add that the "invaders" did not carry identification and were subject to deportation. "We cannot and will not allow our society to be overrun by gangs," he said before reporters, before noting that ICE agents would act aggressively to confront the situation.