Visine Quietly Drops Sponsorship Deal with Eye of Sauron

Middle Earth – Visine today announced it was severing ties with the Eye of Sauron. "It has been a productive relationship," the company said, "but we cannot continue our sponsorship with this manifestation of evil."

Sources at the company speculated that the decision may have been in response to a series of tweets sent on X (formerly Twitter) by @theRealEyeOfSauron related to hobbits and their participation in sports. Our sources claimed that the decision was purely financial, as the Eye of Sauron has marked a lucrative deal for the upcoming Lord of the Rings series on Amazon Prime.

The Eye of Sauron declined to comment on the article.