Mark Terrace
Scientists Now Believe Rudolph's Red Nose the Product of Severe Alcoholism
Assad Not Sure Why Putin No Longer Answering His Texts
Moscow – A visibly depressed Bashar al-Assad noted the anniversary of his downfall by sitting quietly at his desk. Phone in hand, he noted that Russian president Vladmir Putin had clearly seen his message. Still, no response was forthcoming. Vladmir Putin was not available for comment.
Rare Cannabis Sold to Highest Bidder
Children's Christmas Concert Spreads Holiday Cheer, Flu
Avalanche of Investment in AI Data Centers Threatens Existing Mom & Pop Data Centers
New Parents Still Blissfully Unaware of Blippi
JD Vance Stands Firmly Behind President’s Decision to Denounce JD Vance
Quaker Americans Decry Stereotypical Portrayal as Friendly Oat Farmer
Disney Euthanizes Another Aging Child Star
Area Weirdos Announce Plan to Buy Pet Snake
Santa's Naughty-Nice List Exposed in Latest Data Breach
In one of the largest data breaches on record, over 4 billion names, addresses and naughtiness were exposed in a data breach published to the dark web. St. Nicholas was not available for comment.