Skyrocketing Rents Forcing More Supervillains to Leave Gotham
Villains report commuting over two hours each way to terrorize the city.
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Darth Vader Turns Down $250m Offer at Meta AI Group
Chastened American Eagle Regrets Controversial Ad that Garnered Tons of Free Publicity
Evangelical Wasn't Born Again Yesterday
Guy with Truck Tired of Friends Asking for Help Moving Bodies
"ASS" Inducted to Arcade Hall of Fame
Costco Tricks Another Shopper into Buying 55 Gallon Drum of Ketchup
Derby Winning Jockey Put out to Stud
Man's Tinder Profile Just Pictures of Dog
Contemporary Art Lover Accidentally Spends 20 Minutes Admiring Trash Can
Doctors without Boundaries Pulled into Hospital Drama Again
