Mark Terrace
Conservative Amoebas Protest Teaching of Asexual Education in Schools
Jurassic Park Zookeepers Unable to Contain Rampaging Metaphors for Hubris
Take-A-Wish Foundation Celebrates 45 Years of Sabotaging Children's Dreams
On Full Moon Cursed House Becomes Warehouse
Depressed Man Has Dog-Shaped Hole in Life
Call with Mother Billed in 15 Minute Increments
Lazy Netflix User Forgets to Rewind Movie after Watching
Scientist Proudly Names Nightmarish Disease after Self
Defiant Gavin Newsom Calls for Donations
New Soft Rock Cafe to Appeal to Easy-Listening Diners
