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Dairy Group Wages Campaign to End Lactose Intolerance

"Intolerance has no place in our society," said the group.

Manager Wishes All Employees Worked as Hard as Clandestine North Korean

Arther Daniels, regional manager for the Dyson Software company has a problem, and it's not the secret North Korean man he discovered had been working for him for nearly six months. It's everyone else. "The man works like his life depends on it, which I&

Airport Debuts Faster Security Line for Cash Bribes

Noting that customers demand more options beyond TSA PreCheck and CLEAR to expedite their travel, Orlando International Airport today introduced the "$ Line" for travelers willing to pay a cash bribe. "We also accept jewelry, gold coins and designer watches," added an official, before quickly adding that

Area Skeptic Fights Daily Battle Against Software Update

China Escalates Tariff Fight By Withholding Rare Earth Pandas

The move sent markets tumbling as the U.S. lost access to its only source of rare pandas.

Gavin Newsom Caught on Tape Propositioning Voters

St Anthony Adds Premium Tier for Expedited Finding of Lost Things

The saint was reacting to concerns from Wall Street that he was failing to monetize a highly defensible service.

Story before Recipe Includes Detailed Murder Confession

Noting that nothing whets the appetite quite like lugging a fully grown man up a wooded path, author Sally McKenney went on to elaborate her favorite chicken pot pie recipe. "The day was crisp and cool, just perfect for gathering leaves and burning my soiled clothing," she wrote