Mark Terrace
EU Finally Takes Advantage of Brexit to Drop Weird British Spellings
Saying that it was a "change whose time had come," a visibly happy President Ursula von der Leyen announced today that the EU would no longer accept those weird British spellings. "No more spelling labor with a 'u' or gray with an 'e'
Opinion: The Dance Dance Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Kix under Fire for Testing on Children
Ken Burns Teases New Seven Part Series on Ranch Dressing
The renowned filmmaker noted his study of Americana would not be complete without fully exploring its greatest culinary creation.
$4,000 Carbon-Fiber Bike only Thing Standing between Middle-Aged Man and Greatness
Neckline Plunges to Death
Post Launches New Seedless Grape-Nuts
Cowboy who Herds Sheep Technically Sheepboy
All 50 Candles Added to Cake out of Spite
Astronomer CMO Politely Asks New CEO if He Wouldn't Mind Also Getting Caught in Embarrassing Viral Video
