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Oreos Announces New Just-Stuf Cookies
Elon Musk Admits Cyber Truck Is April Fool’s Joke That Got out of Hand
Clown Fish Never Taken Seriously
FIFA President Reminds Prospective Host Countries to Submit Proposal Bribes by End of Month
Psychologist Still Looking for Disorder in DSM that Doesn’t Apply to 4 Year Old Son
Special K Admits to Suffering from Imposter Syndrome
Italian Plumber Taken into Custody after Murder Spree through Mushroom Kingdom
Mushroom Kingdom – Authorities today announced the apprehension of a local man who they accuse of going on a rampage in the Mushroom Kingdom. The man, identified only as Mario, is charged with over one hundred counts of murder in the first and second degree. "This was a rampage, there
Liberal Conflicted between Opposition to Elon Musk, Great Deal on Used Tesla
Purina Announces New AI-Powered Dog Food
Indignant Penguins of Heard Island Impose 10% Tariffs on U.S.
A rocky beach – The avian residents of Heard Island wasted no time in responding to news that the U.S. would be applying a 10% tariff to all imports from the uninhabited island. "Effective immediately, we are imposing a reciprocal 10% tariff on all U.S. imports," said
