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JD Vance Still Looking for Perfect Emoji to Respond to News of Military Strike
Drug Trafficker Appalled at Government's Operational Security
Juarez, Mexico – Pablo Gutierrez, or "El Cabra" (the goat) as he is known in the drug underworld, could not contain his reaction to news that top U.S. officials, including the Secretary of Defense and Vice President had communicated sensitive war plans to a reporter via Signal, a
Flight Attendant Informs Ryan Air Passengers that Flotation Devices Can Be Purchased in Case of Water Landing
New AI Tech Support Promises to Not Help Customers Faster than Ever
Tired of waiting on endless hold to reach technical support? Frustrated with unhelpful employees who either can't or won't help you solve your problem? Finally there is hope. A raft of new AI-powered tech support tools promise to revolutionize tech support, enabling companies to not help
Snuggle Bear, Fabric Softener Advocate, Dead in Tragic Drier Incident
Soldier Sent to Front Lines in Ukraine Can't Believe His Luck to Leave North Korea
Intelligence Experts Worry JFK Papers Could Harm National Security by Exposing CIA to Accountability
Putin Warns that Ukraine Peace Deal Will only Embolden Estonia to Be Invaded
Moscow – During today's summit between Russia and the United States to discuss a potential end to the conflict in Ukraine, President Putin made his concerns clear. "A premature resolution that leaves Ukraine armed and able to join NATO will only embolden Estonia to be invaded," he
Epidemiologists Still Unclear Why March Madness Occurs Every Spring
Dante Publishes Lonely Planet Guide to Hell
St Patrick's Day Celebrates Irish Achievement of Becoming White
Chicago – Amidst the raucous pub crawls, off-key renditions of "Danny Boy" and the (in)famous dyeing the Chicago River green, one would never know the St Patrick's Day's dark past. Barely a century ago, Irish Americans were considered a lower class and the holiday