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Market Report: Picture Value Crashes to 730 Words
Count Chocula Checked into Rehab for Chocoholism
Dream Come True: This Kid Really Did Forget to Wear Pants to School
King Solomon Stumped as Both Women Deny Wanting Half of Baby
Jerusalem – King Solomon today found his judgment stymied as both women claiming to be the mother of a disputed child insisted that he not chop the boy in half so as to share him equally. "I was sure this would work," said the monarch, renowned for his wisdom.
Microsoft Thrilled to Learn $14B Investment Now Generating Erotica
Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft, today confirmed that his company was "thrilled" to learn that OpenAI would now be loosening restrictions on adult content. Microsoft owns a 27% stake in the AI business after investing $1B and later $13B, and has exclusive access to its AI for several
Joe Rogan Fans Stunned as Host Questions Guest’s Conspiracy Theory
Key Change Launches Song from Ordinary to Unexceptional
Zoom Meeting Just AI Note Taking Apps
Republicans Outraged by Epstein Emails Published in Clear Violation of Legal Footer
"That’s a GREAT question," ChatGPT Gushes to Local Moron
Insisting that this was "exactly the question to ask," ChatGPT proceeded to breathlessly extoll the brilliance of Brian Durphy, a local moron who had just typed "bt why tho?" into the chat prompt.
