Mark Terrace
Inflation Fears Grow as Cost of Pardon Soars
Latest Upgrade Allows Airpods to Translate British into English
Left Hand Tired of Right Always Withholding Information
Jesus Angrily Reminds Friends Christmas Present Can't Also Be Birthday Present
Enemy of My Enemy Really More of an Acquaintance
Peaceful Fight to Death Turns Deadly
Scientists Now Believe Rudolph's Red Nose the Product of Severe Alcoholism
Assad Not Sure Why Putin No Longer Answering His Texts
Moscow – A visibly depressed Bashar al-Assad noted the anniversary of his downfall by sitting quietly at his desk. Phone in hand, he noted that Russian president Vladmir Putin had clearly seen his message. Still, no response was forthcoming. Vladmir Putin was not available for comment.
Rare Cannabis Sold to Highest Bidder
Children's Christmas Concert Spreads Holiday Cheer, Flu
