Bumper Cars a Hobbesian War of All against All
Behold the spectacle of carnage, man is revealed for what he is, a destroyer of worlds, an unquenchable fire, driven by a ride at once nasty, brutish and short.
Mark Terrace
Rise in American Obesity Tied to Release of Pac-Man in 1980
The arcade game, in which a player must navigate a maze to consume all pills and food, while fleeing a set of ghosts forever changed Americans relation to eating. "Pac-Man taught generations of children that there is no such thing as enough when it comes to food," said
New Report Finds Shining Shoes only Job Safe from AI
Yao Ming Beginning to Regret Taking up Spelunking
Mardi Gras Voted America's Favorite Gras
NFL Season Called off as Teams Realize They Can Accomplish More by Working Together
DOJ Files Suit against Harlem Globe Trotters for DEI Hiring
More Engaged Couples Opting to Write Own Vows of Revenge
Newly Pregnant Couple Informed They Should Have Joined Daycare Waitlist Sooner
Unclear if Manifesto from Domestic Terrorist, Tech CEO
Forensic psychologists agree the work is the product of a disturbed, monomaniacal man in his early 40s, in desperate need of psychiatric help.
Newly Deciphered Dead Sea Scroll Actually Legal Disclaimer Added by God's Lawyers
