Mark Terrace

Epidemic of Fake Job Applicants Overwhelming Fake Recruiters

Lahore, Pakistan – Fareed was not having a good day. His job was to find at least ten Americans on LinkedIn searching for work which he could trick into sharing personal information and paying for bogus "resume editing" services. Instead, he found his inbox overflowing with fake job applicants.

Expectations for Air Mattress Rapidly Deflating

UN General Assembly Passes New Year's Resolution

New York – Following 16 tense hours of negotiation, the UN General Assembly today passed a New Year's resolution calling for member nations to drink 2L of water every day and visit the gym three times a week. The news was greeted with a round of applause from the

Authorities Call off Search for Missing Girl after Learning She Not Pretty

Call Recorded for Training Porpoises

Inflation Fears Grow as Cost of Pardon Soars

Latest Upgrade Allows Airpods to Translate British into English

Left Hand Tired of Right Always Withholding Information

Jesus Angrily Reminds Friends Christmas Present Can't Also Be Birthday Present

Enemy of My Enemy Really More of an Acquaintance

Peaceful Fight to Death Turns Deadly

Scientists Now Believe Rudolph's Red Nose the Product of Severe Alcoholism