Mark Terrace
Dante Publishes Lonely Planet Guide to Hell
St Patrick's Day Celebrates Irish Achievement of Becoming White
Chicago – Amidst the raucous pub crawls, off-key renditions of "Danny Boy" and the (in)famous dyeing the Chicago River green, one would never know the St Patrick's Day's dark past. Barely a century ago, Irish Americans were considered a lower class and the holiday
Gardener Working up Courage to Ask Jesus to Stop Cursing His Plants
Bethany – Josephus of Bethany, a local gardener looked on nervously as Jesus and his disciples walked through his garden. "Please don't," he mumbled softly as Jesus held his arm aloft, pointing to a nearby fig tree. "May no one ever eat fruit from you again,
Battleship Celebrates 100 Years of Teaching Children Coordinates, Killing at a Distance
Latest Climate Models Predict That by 2035 Black Friday Will Begin in August
Duolingo Growing Worried about User Who Hasn’t Used App in over 15 Minutes
Burger King Launches Ozempic Burger
Miami, FL – Burger King today announced the launch of its new Ozempic Burger (TM), after trialling the product for months at select locations. "We've worked closely with Novo Nordisk"--the maker of weight loss drug Ozempic--"for a long time to craft the perfect weight
Trump Threatens Barron with 25% Tariffs if He Doesn't Get off His Phone
Emperor Penguin Has No Clothes
Thoughtful Boyfriend Orders Dessert He Knows Girlfriend Secretly Wants Him to Eat
