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Tropicana Launches Just Pulp Orange Juice

Tropicana Launches Just Pulp Orange Juice

03 Oct 2025
AI Girlfriend Finally Tells Man She Hasn’t Had Period

AI Girlfriend Finally Tells Man She Hasn’t Had Period

02 Oct 2025
6' Man Just Barely Tall Enough to Be CEO

6' Man Just Barely Tall Enough to Be CEO

01 Oct 2025
New Evidence Suggests That Nothing Actually Depends upon a Red Wheelbarrow Glazed with Rain

New Evidence Suggests That Nothing Actually Depends upon a Red Wheelbarrow Glazed with Rain

Researchers today announced that new evidence refutes William Carlos William's famous poem The Red Wheelbarrow: so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens "Our close examination of the evidence," stated Alfred Hamsworth, Professor of modern poetry at Oxford,

30 Sep 2025
Hobbit Couple Celebrates Wedding by Casting Rings into Mount Doom

Hobbit Couple Celebrates Wedding by Casting Rings into Mount Doom

29 Sep 2025
Supreme(TM) Court Releases Limited Edition Ruling

Supreme(TM) Court Releases Limited Edition Ruling

28 Sep 2025
Portland DA to Prosecute Murderer for Failing to Compost Victims

Portland DA to Prosecute Murderer for Failing to Compost Victims

27 Sep 2025
Man with $15k Cold Plunge Tub Displeased to Learn He Could Have Just Taken Cold Shower

Man with $15k Cold Plunge Tub Displeased to Learn He Could Have Just Taken Cold Shower

26 Sep 2025
Jesus Recommits Self to Christ

Jesus Recommits Self to Christ

25 Sep 2025
Ikea Microwave Carefully Designed to Be Unclear in All European Languages

Ikea Microwave Carefully Designed to Be Unclear in All European Languages

"Finding icons that do not help in over 24 languages is a true design challenge," noted the company, "but in the end it's worth it."

24 Sep 2025
Man Has Absolutely No Idea Words to Favorite Song

Man Has Absolutely No Idea Words to Favorite Song

23 Sep 2025
Airport Store Targets Travelers That Forgot to Pack Suitcase

Airport Store Targets Travelers That Forgot to Pack Suitcase

22 Sep 2025
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