Mushroom Kingdom – Authorities today announced the apprehension of a local man who they accuse of going on a rampage in the Mushroom Kingdom. The man, identified only as Mario, is charged with over one hundred counts of murder in the first and second degree. "This was a rampage, there
A rocky beach – The avian residents of Heard Island wasted no time in responding to news that the U.S. would be applying a 10% tariff to all imports from the uninhabited island. "Effective immediately, we are imposing a reciprocal 10% tariff on all U.S. imports," said
Washington – President Trump today amended his earlier executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico, after selling the naming rights to American Airlines. Trump declined to share the financial details of the sponsorship, insisting only that it was a "beautiful deal, just beautiful." American Airlines released a statement saying
Istanbul – Ekrem İmamoğlu, the popular mayor of Istanbul, was arrested last week by authorities on charges of corruption and conspiracy. Specifically, conspiring to defeat President Erdogan in upcoming elections. İmamoğlu and his Republican People's Party surprised the ruling Justice and Development Party by winning recent municipal elections, and
