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Intelligence Experts Worry JFK Papers Could Harm National Security by Exposing CIA to Accountability

Putin Warns that Ukraine Peace Deal Will only Embolden Estonia to Be Invaded
Moscow – During today's summit between Russia and the United States to discuss a potential end to the conflict in Ukraine, President Putin made his concerns clear. "A premature resolution that leaves Ukraine armed and able to join NATO will only embolden Estonia to be invaded," he

Epidemiologists Still Unclear Why March Madness Occurs Every Spring

Dante Publishes Lonely Planet Guide to Hell

St Patrick's Day Celebrates Irish Achievement of Becoming White
Chicago – Amidst the raucous pub crawls, off-key renditions of "Danny Boy" and the (in)famous dyeing the Chicago River green, one would never know the St Patrick's Day's dark past. Barely a century ago, Irish Americans were considered a lower class and the holiday

Gardener Working up Courage to Ask Jesus to Stop Cursing His Plants
Bethany – Josephus of Bethany, a local gardener looked on nervously as Jesus and his disciples walked through his garden. "Please don't," he mumbled softly as Jesus held his arm aloft, pointing to a nearby fig tree. "May no one ever eat fruit from you again,

Battleship Celebrates 100 Years of Teaching Children Coordinates, Killing at a Distance

Latest Climate Models Predict That by 2035 Black Friday Will Begin in August

Duolingo Growing Worried about User Who Hasn’t Used App in over 15 Minutes

Burger King Launches Ozempic Burger
Miami, FL – Burger King today announced the launch of its new Ozempic Burger (TM), after trialling the product for months at select locations. "We've worked closely with Novo Nordisk"--the maker of weight loss drug Ozempic--"for a long time to craft the perfect weight
