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Scottsdale, AZ – Sarah McHenry announced today that she knows exactly how she would produce a serialized true crime podcast if any of her friends were murdered. "I'd start in the middle of the story to really grab the listener," she said, "Probably beginning with a
Tourists Are Destroying Our City Says Man Who Just Defaced 500 Year Old Church
Odlaw Resents That Everyone Just Assumes He's Evil
Ancient Egypt – Hiding amongst a crowd of Egyptians busily constructing a series of pyramids, Odlaw could not hold back his anger. "Everyone just assumes because I dress like this I'm evil," he said, pointing to his distinctive yellow and black striped outfit. "For the record,
Elon Musk Has Untweeted Thought
Sea Turtle Charged With Abandoning Young
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