New Evidence Suggests That Nothing Actually Depends upon a Red Wheelbarrow Glazed with Rain

Researchers today announced that new evidence refutes William Carlos William's famous poem The Red Wheelbarrow: so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens "Our close examination of the evidence," stated Alfred Hamsworth, Professor of modern poetry at Oxford,

Hobbit Couple Celebrates Wedding by Casting Rings into Mount Doom

Supreme(TM) Court Releases Limited Edition Ruling

Portland DA to Prosecute Murderer for Failing to Compost Victims

Man with $15k Cold Plunge Tub Displeased to Learn He Could Have Just Taken Cold Shower

Jesus Recommits Self to Christ

Ikea Microwave Carefully Designed to Be Unclear in All European Languages

"Finding icons that do not help in over 24 languages is a true design challenge," noted the company, "but in the end it's worth it."

Man Has Absolutely No Idea Words to Favorite Song

Airport Store Targets Travelers That Forgot to Pack Suitcase

Police Investigating Rash of Child Disappearances at Local Chocolate Factory

Joe Camel Tapped to Promote New Cereal to Children

General Mill's announced that the childhood icon, last seen promoting Camel cigarettes in 1997, was coming out of retirement to promote their new "Camel Crunch" cereal. "His expertise with this demographic is unmatched," the company wrote in a press release.

Parent-Friendly Airline Offers to Check Children through to Destination for Free