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Garbage Truck Driver Feels Seen by Toddler
Tullahoma, TN – Don Jacobs, 51, a driver for the regional waste company was completing his usual route this morning when he noticed a young boy on the side of the road waving to him. "Naturally, I waved back," said Jacobs before pausing and starting to tear up. "
Surgeon General Issues Warning Against Consuming Yellow Snow
Donald Trump Promotes Colonel Sanders to General
Child Honestly Thought More Strangers Would Have Offered Them Candy by Now
New Safety Guidelines Require Children Use Car Seat until They Are at Least 7 Feet Tall
It Immediately Apparent that Coworker on Zoom Call Has a Podcast
Dearborn, MI – Members of a recent marketing retrospective meeting held over the popular video conferencing platform Zoom reported noting that David Andrews, a junior marketing associate, clearly hosts his own podcast. "His microphone had one of those noise filter things," said Karen Douglass who was on the call.
New Study Finds Faking Your Own Death Still Best Way to Fix Student Loan Debt
Union of Concerned Scientists Criticizes EU for Inadequately Addressing Heat Death of the Universe
Bern, Switzerland – the Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS) today released his harshest statement yet on the inaction of the EU central government and its member nations in the face of the heat death of the universe. "We have only 100,000,000,000,000 years before we reach the
AI Researchers Declare that by 2030 They Will Have Achieved Generally Intelligible Model Names
San Francisco – A consortium of leading AI researchers announced today that they believe that generally intelligible names for their models is likely by the year 2030. To date, the field has been marked by confusing naming progressions that defy explanation. OpenAI, the most prominent company in the field, and the
Foodie Prides Herself on Only Eating in Restaurants Recommended by Tire Manufacturer
