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Crayola Unveils New Internet-Enabled Crayons

Crayola Unveils New Internet-Enabled Crayons

Crayola, the 250 year old purveyor of children's crayons, markers and paints has joined the internet era, announcing its new Crayola+ internet-connected crayons. "Kids today need more than simple colored wax," said CEO Ken Iseler at the unveiling. "They are growing up in a world

25 Dec 2024
Gift Horse Looked in Mouth

Gift Horse Looked in Mouth

25 Dec 2024
30 for 30 Just Making up Nostalgic Stories at This Point

30 for 30 Just Making up Nostalgic Stories at This Point

Noting that they long ago documented all sport stories from the late 1980s, documentary producers at ESPN have turned to a new tool: invention. "30 for 30 is more than the mere reproduction of historical footage," says Dan Jorgensen, senior vice president of programming. "It's

25 Dec 2024
Union of Unconcerned Scientists Recommend Waiting

Union of Unconcerned Scientists Recommend Waiting

Calling the problem "of little concern", the Union of Concerned Scientists today advised no action on the latest crisis. Dr. Jack Feinman, speaking on behalf of the organization, noted that the scientific community is monitoring the situation, and find no cause for alarm at this time. "We

25 Dec 2024
Beard Finally Long Enough to Be Knotted

Beard Finally Long Enough to Be Knotted

Finally fulfilling a lifetime desire, local resident Ronald Noble tied his beard in a knot. Sources report that he was seen at several local establishments, sporting the new look. Noble declined to comment on what motivated the change, and what he has planned for the future of his facial hair.

23 Dec 2024
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