Washington – Judge Anthony Carbassi today ruled against the plaintiff in McKensey v. Meta, declaring that Ms. McKensey was indeed subject to the Facebook Terms of Service, and therefore could not sue the company in court. McKensey had brought the suit after finding pictures of herself posted to the social network,
Moscow – President Vladimir Putin announced today that Russia would be renewing the "Special Operation" in Ukraine for a fourth season. "We have had many fruitful discussions," he said of his recent two hour phone call with the U.S. President Trump, "and decided that the
Washington – In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court today ruled 6-3 against Prometheus in his suit against Zeus. Prometheus had claimed that Zeus violated his 8th amendment protection against "cruel and unusual punishment" by sentencing him to be chained forever to a rock whereupon an eagle would arrive
Galilee – Jesus started the day with high hopes. The latest edition of Wine Spectator had arrived, promising at last a review of his miraculous vintage, created during the wedding feast in Galilee. Those hopes were soon dashed. "Regrettably, the 31 Château Savior Cabernet Sauvignon fails on nearly every level,
Juarez, Mexico – Pablo Gutierrez, or "El Cabra" (the goat) as he is known in the drug underworld, could not contain his reaction to news that top U.S. officials, including the Secretary of Defense and Vice President had communicated sensitive war plans to a reporter via Signal, a
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