In what is being termed the "Ikea Effect", yet another committed relationship ended after an ill-advised trip to look for accent pillows at the local Ikea. Area residents Sarah McCallister and John Decker ended their two-year relationship over "irreconcilable differences" when selecting a duvet. According to
Quickly interrupting the meeting, lawyer Abraham Lan reminded CEO Andre Callahan that Twinkies, and all other Hostess products, do not meet the definition of "food" as defined under U.S. law. "We've gone over this several times," the lawyer reminded the seemingly surprised CEO.
Crayola, the 250 year old purveyor of children's crayons, markers and paints has joined the internet era, announcing its new Crayola+ internet-connected crayons. "Kids today need more than simple colored wax," said CEO Ken Iseler at the unveiling. "They are growing up in a world
Noting that they long ago documented all sport stories from the late 1980s, documentary producers at ESPN have turned to a new tool: invention. "30 for 30 is more than the mere reproduction of historical footage," says Dan Jorgensen, senior vice president of programming. "It's
Calling the problem "of little concern", the Union of Concerned Scientists today advised no action on the latest crisis. Dr. Jack Feinman, speaking on behalf of the organization, noted that the scientific community is monitoring the situation, and find no cause for alarm at this time. "We
Finally fulfilling a lifetime desire, local resident Ronald Noble tied his beard in a knot. Sources report that he was seen at several local establishments, sporting the new look. Noble declined to comment on what motivated the change, and what he has planned for the future of his facial hair.