Newly Deciphered Dead Sea Scroll Actually Legal Disclaimer Added by God's Lawyers

Guy Who's Always Making Fun of WNBA Oddly Well-Informed about WNBA

Microsoft Adds AI Assistant to Office

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Villains report commuting over two hours each way to terrorize the city.

Darth Vader Turns Down $250m Offer at Meta AI Group

Chastened American Eagle Regrets Controversial Ad that Garnered Tons of Free Publicity

Evangelical Wasn't Born Again Yesterday

Guy with Truck Tired of Friends Asking for Help Moving Bodies

"ASS" Inducted to Arcade Hall of Fame

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