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New Parents Still Blissfully Unaware of Blippi

New Parents Still Blissfully Unaware of Blippi

14 Dec 2025
JD Vance Stands Firmly Behind President’s Decision to Denounce JD Vance

JD Vance Stands Firmly Behind President’s Decision to Denounce JD Vance

13 Dec 2025
Quaker Americans Decry Stereotypical Portrayal as Friendly Oat Farmer

Quaker Americans Decry Stereotypical Portrayal as Friendly Oat Farmer

12 Dec 2025
Disney Euthanizes Another Aging Child Star

Disney Euthanizes Another Aging Child Star

11 Dec 2025
Area Weirdos Announce Plan to Buy Pet Snake

Area Weirdos Announce Plan to Buy Pet Snake

10 Dec 2025
Santa's Naughty-Nice List Exposed in Latest Data Breach

Santa's Naughty-Nice List Exposed in Latest Data Breach

In one of the largest data breaches on record, over 4 billion names, addresses and naughtiness were exposed in a data breach published to the dark web. St. Nicholas was not available for comment.

09 Dec 2025
Horoscopes Are Stupid, Says Man Who Fervently Believes in Meyers-Briggs Personality Test

Horoscopes Are Stupid, Says Man Who Fervently Believes in Meyers-Briggs Personality Test

08 Dec 2025
EU Finally Takes Advantage of Brexit to Drop Weird British Spellings

EU Finally Takes Advantage of Brexit to Drop Weird British Spellings

Saying that it was a "change whose time had come," a visibly happy President Ursula von der Leyen announced today that the EU would no longer accept those weird British spellings. "No more spelling labor with a 'u' or gray with an 'e'

07 Dec 2025
Opinion: The Dance Dance Revolution Will Not Be Televised

Opinion: The Dance Dance Revolution Will Not Be Televised

06 Dec 2025
Kix under Fire for Testing on Children

Kix under Fire for Testing on Children

05 Dec 2025
Ken Burns Teases New Seven Part Series on Ranch Dressing

Ken Burns Teases New Seven Part Series on Ranch Dressing

The renowned filmmaker noted his study of Americana would not be complete without fully exploring its greatest culinary creation.

04 Dec 2025
$4,000 Carbon-Fiber Bike only Thing Standing between Middle-Aged Man and Greatness

$4,000 Carbon-Fiber Bike only Thing Standing between Middle-Aged Man and Greatness

03 Dec 2025
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