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China Escalates Tariff Fight By Withholding Rare Earth Pandas
The move sent markets tumbling as the U.S. lost access to its only source of rare pandas.
Gavin Newsom Caught on Tape Propositioning Voters
St Anthony Adds Premium Tier for Expedited Finding of Lost Things
The saint was reacting to concerns from Wall Street that he was failing to monetize a highly defensible service.
Story before Recipe Includes Detailed Murder Confession
Noting that nothing whets the appetite quite like lugging a fully grown man up a wooded path, author Sally McKenney went on to elaborate her favorite chicken pot pie recipe. "The day was crisp and cool, just perfect for gathering leaves and burning my soiled clothing," she wrote
Coddled Child Graduates from School of Soft Knocks
Departing Eve Leaves Eden Devastating Yelp Review
Creepy Math Professor Grades Students on Curves
Life of Party, Dead
CEO Takes Full Irresponsibility for Data Breach
"Our customer's privacy is our top priority," began CEO Damien Pierce, before proceeding to explain how his company had accidentally shared all private data with a group of Russian hackers. "As CEO," he continued, "I take full irresponsibility for this oversight, and pledge
Tensions High as Canada Geese Detected Entering US Airspace
